God is an Asshole

9 04 2007

I’ve been thinking over the last little while, and i’ve come to the conclusion that even if God, in the context of the bible, really does exist.. I don’t want to have anything to do with him.

He creates a world in which there is perfect balance apparantly, even though all the other animals get shafted in the deal, where man can grow and prosper. But for some reason God decides to have a little bit of fun with us. If God is perfect, then he is perfectly capable of creating another perfect being. Why did he choose to create us stupid? greedy? jealous? even sometimes ugly? I don’t understand why someone who loves us would create an imperfect world that causes terrible disasters. Countless people die each year because this world is in its beta stage? What kind of God are we worshipping when he presents us with glitchy products to live on?

I’ve tried to make the last few sentences humourous, hopefully it worked out, but think about it for a second. God basically created a fun little sandbox to play in and it seems long ago he got bored and made up some bullshit about leaving it to ourselves. And no more can the residents of Animal Crossing take care of a few weeds, can we take care of ourselves. Because we are inferior products from a bored God who moved on to another game a long time ago.

If I get to the pearly gates, and God is greeting me and saying “Welcome Child, Welcome Home”. I’ll stand there and reject the whole thing and say “Fuck You!”

But then again he really doesn’t give us a better option does he? Captain Evil is sitting there waiting for whoever he can get his hands on so maybe I might forgive him and accept his offer. That is, if he apologises to me first.


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9 04 2007
Alexander

yeah mang, fuck teh godz.

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